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Person spells “friends” wrong on literature oriented meme?

Set English major armadillo on their ass.

A duck with a Tristero tattoo you say?

My professor told us that if anyone could give a Tristero tattoo to a duck, that person would own the class, and we’d all just be paying them rent. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Italian composer Adriano Celetano wrote a song entirely in gibberish just to show what English sounds to foreigners. Oddly enough, I have wondered in the past what it must sound like to non-native speakers